<A target="_blank" href="http://www.matnewman.com/webs/personal/matblog.nsf/dx/04122010004208MNEJ3W.htm">Mat Newman says his abstract on "How to graduate from Padawan Administrator</A> to Domino Jedi Master" wasn't accepted for Lotusphere. So he's posted most of it, minus the timely jokes, on this page.